-You find your chapstick mysteriously stuck in the turkey baster
-You can sing every PBS Kids shows theme song
-You apply band-aids more often than lipstick
-You have a layer of sand at the bottom of the bathtub
-You have stickers stuck to your closet door
-You find a half eaten apple under your pillow
-Your chairs are on TOP of the kitchen table
-All day you find yourself saying "That's NOT funny", "Don't Touch That", "Put That Down", "Shh, You're Going To Wake Your Brother Up", "Share, Please"
-You have seen EVERY public restroom
-You have to push the annoying, awkward race-car shopping cart at the grocery store, even when you are just going in for milk
-You say you are "Going To The Doctor" in an effort to leave the house unattended
-You spend most of your meal begging & pleading for your child just to take "2 bites" of theirs.
-Although you love home decor, you only have a clear shower curtain liner hanging so you can monitor everything going on while you are showering.
-By the end of the day you are EXHAUSTED but then overcome by sadness... because of the thought that you only have 212 more days to spend with your energetic, sweet, fun-loving 2 year old before she turns 3!
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